You go into the freezer to get your peach sorbet and someone has eaten it! I mean, how rude and inconsiderate and disrespectful. Could you ate least tell me you have taken the last of things? How many times have we HAD this conversation!! Geeze!
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Errol Flynn (1909 - 1959)
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices."
- Edward R. Murrow
"When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right."
- Albert Guinon
1 comment:
He wouldn't he's a gentleman! He'd at least spread it over you and lick it off...
*sigh*
Wait, what? No?
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