AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

WHY AM I HAVING SURGERY ON THE DAY OF THE INAUGURATION????

Remember this one?

CALL ME BUTTER, I'M ON A ROLL!!!

Now, I have a few words to say about the holidays... They make me grumpy!! I know there is supposed to be all this good will and love and blah blah blah but I think a lot of it is bullshit. I think most of it is about jocking for position. People plan for holidays who will be where and when and all. I think it is a power play. I don't think they really CARE where the holiday is spent, it is just about telling people what to do where to go and when. If people actually cared about their loved ones, they would say things like, "How is you life right now? Would it be easier if we came to you or you came to us? Or do you have any better ideas?" But no they just call you and say meet at so and so's house and bring the side dishes! (edit: or in my case the main dish and all the side dishes!) I know the ones who are sincere and I know who is just trying to be the "Alpha". Well fuck them all! This year I AM THE GOD DAMN ALPHA! WE WILL DO WHAT THE HELL I. SAY. DO! Fucking Deal With It!

Try it! Just try it, fucker! I dare you!

Ah, the memories...nothing has changed.

Fools are still trying to control shit. Too fucking bad!!

I, NICBEAST, being of (reasonably) sound mind,

AM TAKING CHRISTMAS BACK!!

That's right! Ya herrd me! I'M TAKING CHRISTMAS BACK!!

Will it be a refugee Christmas? Maybe. We'll see who needs somewhere to go. Will I be cookin' like a mad woman? Damn right I will!! In MY house!! What's on the menu? Well, don't know fo' sho'. What I DO know is there is a 7.25# rib roast waiting to meet its fate along with a 8.6# ham. The rest, I'll figure later! NO ONE will be hungry! I guaran-damn-tee that!!

Merry Fucking Christmas, Bioch!!

Prop 8: The Musical

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Funniest Thing EVER!!

I soooooo needed a laugh when I read this article... http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847&rss=yes



Next post...The unmitigated gall of stones...

The Great Train Robbery

We went on a fabulous trip on Amtrak up to Washington for Thanksgiving. We went to visit the cousins. Great, great fun!!! But alas, on the way up, someone went INTO our cabin (we had a sleeper car) and STOLE my phone! Fucker. Here's the thing, I'm getting a new phone for Christmas anyway. My phone is broken, you can only hear it on speakerphone or with a headset. So I hope when they go to use it they are pissed off because it's broken!! HA!! Take that!!! I canceled the service on it damn fast too so...no luck there. I have a StuffBak sticker on it. It would behoove them to call the number and collect the $50 reward on it. Which at this point, I don't think I'm willing to pay. Phone is crap anyway. Well not crap, but not worth the reward.

I've sent Amtrak a note asking where to report a complaint or stolen item report. So we'll see where that goes.

I bought my mother a GoPhone for Mother's day. She never uses it. In fact let the minutes expire. *sigh* So I am gonna ask her to borrow it until I get my new phone.

Bye, phone...was good while it lasted.
Hope you're happy in you're home...

OK now I'm off to go do homework and practice piano before class tonight....the torture never ends...

You know...

Rednecks are confused as hell at seeing this:








Now you know good ol' President Elect Obama is sittin' at home chillin' like pfffft whatev' fool.

If I WERE Al Qaeda, I'd be more worried about Michelle...You do NOT want to piss off a black woman. Next thing you know, you'll be hearing about she went there, found ALL their asses and beat the crap out of them. Have 'em callin' for they mamas. Shoooooot! Lord I can just hear it too...listen...you'll hear it...

Can you guess the theme?

I knew you could.