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Sunday, December 23, 2007

I'm Moving!!!

Yes, it's true. Upon my visit to England, I have decided to move there, despite the unbelievable cold! The Aunt & Uncle took me around and I am happy to say, I have found a place.






Isn't it beautiful!!! I love it! It's old. Very old. The first parts of it were built around 1070, but the previous owners took very good care of it.



In 1992 it suffered severe damage in a fire, which destroyed some of the most historic parts of the building. Over the next few years it was fully repaired at great expense. but as I told you the previous owners took good care of it.
Now it's as good as new...well as new as a 900+ year old house can be. Oh, and this should make nic-mother happy. Since I won't drag my heathen ass to church, I brought a church to my heathen ass. It has it's own chapel. St. George something. Cool eh?
I am also glad to say it comes completely furnished. I would hate to have to move in with no furniture. Here are some pics of some of my new stuff.

This is the vestibule.

This is the Crimson Room.

Here is a picture of some of the silver and one of the staff. Finally. I have staff!


This is the Audience Chamber. (You know you're jealous you don't have one!)

So, anytime your in Windsor and want to stop by...don't. The only person who is allowed to pop by is...



So, like I said, if you want to stop by, don't. You won't be allowed in. The place comes complete with guards. So I suggest you don't try it or...

...Nigel here will

KICK. YOUR. ASS!


Cheers!

2 comments:

ShadowedHeart said...

No visitors??? Well, isn't that just... GREAT!!! ;-) I guess if you are going to all the trouble of moving, you should get at least a "going away gift." So here is mine to you:

Don't get too close to the "Staff" as it is always them who ends up murdering the tenant!!!

Merry Christmas and have a great day!

NotTheDoctor said...

HAHAHAHAHHA!!! It's a GREAT place you found there, not too small not too big. PERFECT!

And I know Nigel too, very well I may say. I think I can seduce my way into your household, hon.

*wink wink*